Lance Armstrong finally finished flushing all the performance enhancing drugs out of his body and now he's ready to race and make some people give a shit about the Tour de France again.
Sorry Lance, but there is nothing you can do to make me care about bicycle racing. And there is nothing you can do to make me think that you didn't use performance enhancing drugs when you won that stupid race all those times. After all Lancey boy, when people asked you if you used performance enhancing drugs you'd duck the question by saying that you've "never blood doped." I guess that's your way of answering so you can sleep at night and say that you were clean all those time when you really weren't.
You and Marion Jones should hook up dude. Just think of the cheatin' babies you and she could make together. Why I bet they'd take cheating to a whole new level.
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Can we talk about his testicle? That might interest some readers.
Which testicle, Ubermilf--the dead one or the live one?
Speaking of doping, have you seen the documentary "Bigger, Stronger, Faster?"It's a really good movie; you'll enjoy it.
Uh, did he just win the thing like yesterday? The dudes annoying.
He also has a strong penchant for petite blonde women who all look exactly alike.
He does get the ladies
I had this exact conversation in the swimming pool this morning with my swimming coach
And no I don't dope!
Monkey, You have no proof he doped, so why accuse him of it? Biking up mountains isn't easy and Lance is a master of it. Remember my friend, "innocent UNTIL proven guilty". They've nailed all the major culprits except Lance. Just saying...
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