Don't be a dope(r)

Lance Armstrong finally finished flushing all the performance enhancing drugs out of his body and now he's ready to race and make some people give a shit about the Tour de France again.

Sorry Lance, but there is nothing you can do to make me care about bicycle racing. And there is nothing you can do to make me think that you didn't use performance enhancing drugs when you won that stupid race all those times. After all Lancey boy, when people asked you if you used performance enhancing drugs you'd duck the question by saying that you've "never blood doped." I guess that's your way of answering so you can sleep at night and say that you were clean all those time when you really weren't.

You and Marion Jones should hook up dude. Just think of the cheatin' babies you and she could make together. Why I bet they'd take cheating to a whole new level.