"Hi. Big White Towel here. I just wanted to say to all the kids out there, don't be a fool, stay in school. Seriously, stay in school for as long as you can or you'll be using me in your dead end job at the car wash. And don't forget to eat lots of green vegetables. And don't forget to register to vote. Oh , one more thing, who the fuck is Russell Brand? Is he supposed to be the next big comedy thing out of Britain? The dude looks like the least funny person in the world and he looks like an idiot. That's all I got now. What? You want more? I'm just a freakin' towel, I'm not a giant intellect like Dr. Monkey. Go on. Leave me alone or I'll streak your windows next time you use me. I mean it."
6 comments:
White towel is going to turn red if he doesn't leave my boyfriend Brand alone.
BIG White Towel oughtta know.
I respect the words of wisdom from a towel.
Hello towel
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have... any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
Blueberry stole my comment! I love it when that happens.
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