"Hi. Big White Towel here. I just wanted to say to all the kids out there, don't be a fool, stay in school. Seriously, stay in school for as long as you can or you'll be using me in your dead end job at the car wash. And don't forget to eat lots of green vegetables. And don't forget to register to vote. Oh , one more thing, who the fuck is Russell Brand? Is he supposed to be the next big comedy thing out of Britain? The dude looks like the least funny person in the world and he looks like an idiot. That's all I got now. What? You want more? I'm just a freakin' towel, I'm not a giant intellect like Dr. Monkey. Go on. Leave me alone or I'll streak your windows next time you use me. I mean it."
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
And now here's few words from Big White Towel
"Hi. Big White Towel here. I just wanted to say to all the kids out there, don't be a fool, stay in school. Seriously, stay in school for as long as you can or you'll be using me in your dead end job at the car wash. And don't forget to eat lots of green vegetables. And don't forget to register to vote. Oh , one more thing, who the fuck is Russell Brand? Is he supposed to be the next big comedy thing out of Britain? The dude looks like the least funny person in the world and he looks like an idiot. That's all I got now. What? You want more? I'm just a freakin' towel, I'm not a giant intellect like Dr. Monkey. Go on. Leave me alone or I'll streak your windows next time you use me. I mean it."
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