Well, it's a start.
Being a travel agent is a hell of a lot safer than being a savior or prophet. The Jeez ain't no fool. He only had one question before starting this new venture: "What are the hours?"
I don't know, that doesn't seem like such a safe job these days given the state of the airlines and economy. Although, maybe his specialty is one-way trips to the Pearly Gates.
Good one, Monkey. Maybe they'll pray you don't have a nightmare of a vacation.
Please unblock the phone number. I'm planning a trip to Vegas and I'd like to Jesus about any new buffets.
Jesus needs a partner? That should raise a few eyebrows.
He couldn't even get top billing? Sheesh...
Not to mention the fact that his partner's name sounds like "fart." You'd think he'd have picked someone better, who wouldn't hog top billing.
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...Jesus Christ has to get a job after he comes back to earth. At least he's co-owner though, yep he's got that going for him.
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Well, it's a start.
Being a travel agent is a hell of a lot safer than being a savior or prophet. The Jeez ain't no fool.
He only had one question before starting this new venture: "What are the hours?"
I don't know, that doesn't seem like such a safe job these days given the state of the airlines and economy. Although, maybe his specialty is one-way trips to the Pearly Gates.
Good one, Monkey. Maybe they'll pray you don't have a nightmare of a vacation.
Please unblock the phone number. I'm planning a trip to Vegas and I'd like to Jesus about any new buffets.
Jesus needs a partner? That should raise a few eyebrows.
He couldn't even get top billing? Sheesh...
Not to mention the fact that his partner's name sounds like "fart." You'd think he'd have picked someone better, who wouldn't hog top billing.
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