"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." 
"I peed my pants. That's why I'm holding these papers in front of my ding-a-ling."
"I chased a minister around a church and I finally caught him by the organ."
"I've got naked pictures of Pat Nixon and Mamie Eisenhower, want to see them?
"I'm entranced by my reflection."
"I'm entranced by my reflection."
"I've got two rabid squirrels in my pants fighting it out."
"I'm functionally illiterate and hopped up on diet pills and laughing gas."
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Ah...1959, the year I set sail from the old country on the good ship Acadia and arrived on the shores of the new world on a harsh spring morning.
After an afternoon of voting - congratulations, you're now on the very important That Blue Yak blogroll. Use your new power responsibly.
I see the Republican party hasn't changed since then.
holy shit man! what do these people do when they run out of smack? keep me on the safe side of the fence... i don't want to be around when the shit hits the fan.
I want to see that last guy take his hand off the shelf he's using to maintain his balance. He'll keel over, laughing like a loon.
Did you giggle to yourself while you were writing those captions? They are too damned funny, you wag!
Love those captions! Well done!
Once again: I don't know what I did before I found this blog.
Great captions! "caught him by the organ" ha ha!
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