Bush McCain's campaign whined that bloggers and others outside of the corporate media have the gall to point out their boss's flip flops on all the issues.
Rich white people whined about the amount of taxes they have to pay. They also whined that they can't find any more undocumented Mexicans to work for slave wages.
"People aren't listening to me like they used to. Too many people are reading blogs and ignoring us, their betters, in the corporate media, " whined George Will.
Rupert Murdoch whined loudly about not being allowed to control all the media in the world. Then he whined when his wife was caught boinking the Mexican gardener.
Leonid Brezhnev whined about being dead.
These two slimy political opportunists whined that they may be cut out of the halls of power after the next election. The wife whined when she found out her party's attempts at voter suppression may not work and her husband has never stopped whining about all the Democrats who voted against his candidate in the primaries.
Dick Cheney whined that Americans still have too much freedom and too much free time. He wants all of us to live in fear so that he and his pals in corporate America can take away more of our civil liberties and make us all work more than we do now. He's also been whining about the amount of money oil companies and war profiteers are making, he claims they are not making enough.
Rupert Murdoch whined loudly about not being allowed to control all the media in the world. Then he whined when his wife was caught boinking the Mexican gardener.
Leonid Brezhnev whined about being dead.
These two slimy political opportunists whined that they may be cut out of the halls of power after the next election. The wife whined when she found out her party's attempts at voter suppression may not work and her husband has never stopped whining about all the Democrats who voted against his candidate in the primaries.
Dick Cheney whined that Americans still have too much freedom and too much free time. He wants all of us to live in fear so that he and his pals in corporate America can take away more of our civil liberties and make us all work more than we do now. He's also been whining about the amount of money oil companies and war profiteers are making, he claims they are not making enough.
8 comments:
Spot on, Dr. Monkey.
Where did you find that awesome pic of Brezhnev?
You ALWAYS have the best pics Dr. Monkey!
I think I shall whine about nothing. The haves whine enough for all of us.
What in the heck is Brezhnev wearing? Is that supposed to be a bathing suit, or one of those bands they put on newborns to keep their belly buttons from popping out?
I hope we can get rid of most of these whinees come the election. Although they'll probably whine about that too!
Today I'm whining because it's hot out and I don't have a household staff to clean up this pig sty.
There should be a law against anyone who makes over $100,000 whining.
Brezhnev is just about killing ME with that hot body!
Boy, no kidding--I've never known anyone who whines as much as these asshole repuglicans.
I think Dick is also whining about having no upper teeth or upper lip. Just sayin'.
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