The Queen of the Trailer Park(tm) Britney Spears sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, gave birth to a little girl. The baby is healthy, happy, and already pregnant. Please do not send food or diapers to the Spears family trailer park compound, Britney has seen to it that the child of her number one lady in waiting will have enough Mountain Dew, Cheetos, Snickers bars, and thongs to last her until she hits the age of 21.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Trailer Park News Update
The Queen of the Trailer Park(tm) Britney Spears sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, gave birth to a little girl. The baby is healthy, happy, and already pregnant. Please do not send food or diapers to the Spears family trailer park compound, Britney has seen to it that the child of her number one lady in waiting will have enough Mountain Dew, Cheetos, Snickers bars, and thongs to last her until she hits the age of 21.
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"The baby is healthy, happy, and already pregnant."
Too funny!
Too sad, and too funny
Wicked, Dr. Monkey, very wicked
I'm not sure how to feel about this, but am happy the baby is healthy.....
I guess that Purity Pledge didn't work so well in the Spears household.
thongs? Isn't that like... underwear? This baby is NOT going to wear those!
Perfect.
How about Frappacinos? I hope that babe gets enough of those.
And when you say "she's 21", do you mean the baby or Jamie Lynn?
I bet her first words are "Cheetos, y'all."
I dunno, man--this just seems too pathetic to laugh at.
For a 16 year old she looks fairly haggard in that pic. A few years ago she looked so cute, like a sip of Britney-lite. That poor baby.
How long before Wingnutosphere blames her for this?
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