Thursday, June 19, 2008

Trailer Park News Update

The Queen of the Trailer Park(tm) Britney Spears sister, Jamie Lynn Spears,  gave birth to a little girl.  The baby is healthy, happy, and already pregnant.  Please do not send food or diapers to the Spears family trailer park compound, Britney has seen to it that the child of her number one lady in waiting will have enough Mountain Dew, Cheetos, Snickers bars, and thongs to last her until she hits the age of 21.  

12 comments:

Deepti said...

"The baby is healthy, happy, and already pregnant."

Too funny!

Mnmom said...

Too sad, and too funny

Gifted Typist said...

Wicked, Dr. Monkey, very wicked

Angry Ballerina said...

I'm not sure how to feel about this, but am happy the baby is healthy.....

Little Merry Sunshine said...

I guess that Purity Pledge didn't work so well in the Spears household.

Blueberry said...

thongs? Isn't that like... underwear? This baby is NOT going to wear those!

Missy said...

Perfect.

How about Frappacinos? I hope that babe gets enough of those.

Missy said...

And when you say "she's 21", do you mean the baby or Jamie Lynn?

BeckEye said...

I bet her first words are "Cheetos, y'all."

dguzman said...

I dunno, man--this just seems too pathetic to laugh at.

PJ said...

For a 16 year old she looks fairly haggard in that pic. A few years ago she looked so cute, like a sip of Britney-lite. That poor baby.

Spirula said...

How long before Wingnutosphere blames her for this?