Indeed! My twins cut each other's hair OFF with such scissors about 12 years ago. I mean OFF as in down to the SCALP! Someday I'll post photos - I'm just getting over the trauma.
Y'mean, my stairs are not simply semi-horizontal shelves?
Oy, scissors. I thought I taught my kindergarten students about appropriate uses of scissors. Tomorrow is, after all, the last day of school. So why did I find some locks of hair stowed away in a storage closet this week? I still haven't figured out whose hair was cut, although I think I know the day that it happened. Stinkers.
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It sort of looks like a alligator is jumping up to bite that stair girls hand! Another reason to clear those stairs!
But where else will bottle girl store her hooch?
Indeed! My twins cut each other's hair OFF with such scissors about 12 years ago. I mean OFF as in down to the SCALP! Someday I'll post photos - I'm just getting over the trauma.
that little girl sure looks ready to use those scissors
I like to leave my scissors lying on the stairs. It provides hours of amusement.
You left out
"Do not screw hookers with out a condom"
and
"Always wear your seatbelt!"
Be careful with scissors, but it's OK to use an ax. Now get in here with that firewood and go chop some more!
You know, I wish my yard yielded such well-cut firewood. Tell that kid to bring that over to my house for my next camping trip.
Y'mean, my stairs are not simply semi-horizontal shelves?
Oy, scissors. I thought I taught my kindergarten students about appropriate uses of scissors. Tomorrow is, after all, the last day of school. So why did I find some locks of hair stowed away in a storage closet this week? I still haven't figured out whose hair was cut, although I think I know the day that it happened. Stinkers.
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