News The big news in camping this year is that adults finally admit that they hate doing it and that as soon as the kids get grown and leave the house they'll never camp again.
In other news Coleman is set to unveil a line of camouflage lingerie for the naughty campers among us.
And finally it's news to us that the red Chinese actually like camping. And here I just thought they were pining for the good old days of the Long March and the forced relocations of the Cultural Revolution. One thing is for sure, there's going to be lots of those Commies camping out because their homes are being destroyed to make way for the Three Gorges dam, though some would say that's a darn shame to make them camp out because of a damn dam. Hahaha.
Notes
Here's a note I wrote to myself last year that I found in my tackle box recently: "Remember to dig the pit deep enough to accommodate both bodies and don't forget to buy lots of lime." I'm not sure what I meant by that and yes my wife is still "visiting her mother in Nebraska."
The liberal one world government crowd have got me hooked on colored scented toilet paper and Andy Williams music and I like it. Go on, call me a pinko, I don't care.
My favorite palindrome these days is: A slut nixes sex in Tulsa and my favorite limerick starts out with the line, "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Just when I got used to those new fangled VHS tapes they came out with DVD's. Now I'm lost again.
I pick circus peanuts over regular peanuts every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
I wouldn't kick Sally Struthers out of bed for snoring too loud but I'll damn sure stick a shiv in Josh Groban if he comes within fifty yards of me.
That's all for now!
9 comments:
I like camping. I must be a Communist. Dangit.
You're quite mad, you know.
You almost made me pee my pants
I only camp at 4 star & higher hotels. Of course, that may have a lot to do with living at the Hilton when I was a kid.
Mr. Wells just looks like the kind of guy who'd go camping with a shovel and a bag of quick lime.
Um, Mr. Wells, thank you for that interesting news update.
I think I'll go camping just to make sure I never run into you accidentally.
I am a camping communist too.
I am glad you found that note to yourself! You don't want to dig too shallow.....
"Remember to dig the pit deep enough to accommodate both bodies and don't forget to buy lots of lime."
Erm... Have you been playing with my boxes??? lalá...
I like camping too. The lesson I learned as an adolescent is: Camping is fun when you're a kid. Camping is even more fun when you're a young adult and ditch the parents.
I wonder what camping will be like when we ditch the kids and just go with the grown ups. Hmmm ...
Funny post, Dr. Monkey.
By the way, the whole Packer lamp thing? We really aren't going to split up over it. I laughed pretty hard when I read Mr. Enriched's post. But it IS an ugly lamp.
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