"I am proud today to stand before the American people today on September 1st, 2008 as a candidate for the office of President of the United States of America. Some among you will say, 'What? Why is she still running?' and to those people I say I am running because I know I will win.
I know full well that Senator Obama got more delegates than I did. I know he won a bigger percentage of Democratic party voters and I know he won the most super delegates. And yes I know he technically 'won' the nomination of our party. But the people of this country have spoken with one voice and that voice says to me that I should keep my campaign going!
Hooray and huzzah! Drink up America because I am not giving up! I will continue my fight to have yet another Clinton in office no matter what. The people have spoken time and time again. Look at my margins of victory in Kentucky and West Virginia! Ignore the numbers in all the states where they have caucuses because Obama supporters simply flooded the caucus sites with their supporters and they scared off my voters.
I have fought Senator Obama for over a year now and I will continue to fight him straight through to election day! I can take him on and win, I've proven it many many many times. Despite it all, the sexist media who is in love with Obama, the pundits who hate me, the millions of sexist voters who did not vote for me, and the assassination that did not happen, I continue to fight and I will win.
Don't cry for me America because I have not given up. I'll fight on until I am the first female President because damn it, it's my right to be President, my rich family has always said so and I didn't marry that slack jawed yokel Bill Clinton for nothing you know. I rode my family's money and connections and my marriage all the way to the top. I'm not going to let a little thing like Senator Obama being nominated stop me from taking what is rightfully mine.
So in closing, have a drink America and settle back because the gloves are finally off and I'm gonna whip Obama's booty and I won't rest until I am President. Thank you for your time, may god bless me and my campaign and only me and my campaign."
6 comments:
You kinda have to admire a woman who chug boilermakers.
Clinton has a bit of a Katherine Harris thing happening here. Remember this?
Ya, well, how could the sexist media NOT be swayed by Obama??? He's SMOKIN' HOT!
I mean, really, who do you want to look at everyday for the next 8 years? A 46-year old HOTTIE and his 44-year old Super Sexy wife OR Bill & Hill?
Dr Monkey, the reality is Hillary will win a general election against McCain, and Obama can win ... there is a huge difference. She is already ahead of McCain in Electoral College votes, while Obama is lagging far behind. Oh, sure, he might be able to make it up, but with the way the media loves McCain there is no guarantee.
So go ahead and support "McGovern II" ... but then don't come to me crying in your beer when McSame is sworn into office come Jan 2009.
BAC
LOL at BAC!!!
sad thing -- you might be right
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