Rotting Corpse #2: I plucked my stray nose hairs so I could attract the chicks; next thing I know, I've got a fatal infection and I'm wormbait. Wish I'd gotten a Hollis Klipette!
I have a fond memory (and this is going to date me in more ways that one) of Gilda Radner as Roseanne Roseannadanna talking about seeing Bo Derek with a disgusting nose hair. She said something about wanting to pull down two more, braid them and stick a bead on the end. That wouldn't cause a fatal infection!
From Sept. 1946 National Geographic.
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Oh, the things we could do with a national nose-hair surplus....
It's about time they invented one of those. Down with ingrown nose hairs!
Nose hairs are the least of my hair worries!
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Rotting Corpse #1: So how did you die?
Rotting Corpse #2: I plucked my stray nose hairs so I could attract the chicks; next thing I know, I've got a fatal infection and I'm wormbait. Wish I'd gotten a Hollis Klipette!
I have a fond memory (and this is going to date me in more ways that one) of Gilda Radner as Roseanne Roseannadanna talking about seeing Bo Derek with a disgusting nose hair. She said something about wanting to pull down two more, braid them and stick a bead on the end. That wouldn't cause a fatal infection!
I tell ya, I've been plucking my unwanted nose hairs for years and I almost never die from the resulting infections.
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