Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Hey Bob Novak...
...c'mere. I got something to say to your crazy old ass. Bobby boy, you need to quit picking on women and pick on someone your own size, you know like a door mouse. I'll go all angry monkey on your old right wing death squad ass if you rip into my girl Kathleen again, you understand?
I'm not some kind of pansy like James Carville who will allow you to spew your shit right in front of me, no sir. I'm the kind of monkey who will put an ass whippin' on an old man and not think twice about it. I'm watching you Novak. And I'm looking out for Ms. Sebelius too, I hired her two of the best body guards in the business.
They may look harmless but trust me, they are trained killers.
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They look like Democrats.
As an agitating, practicing and outspoken progressive Catholic, I pledge my love and support for Kathleen.
As an agitating,practicing and outspoken progressive Catholic I pledge my anger and outrage against Robert Novak.
He is a convert and with due respect to all converts, they can bring a certain orthodox idiocy with them, as if they are practicing a complicated series of dance steps, rather than dancing out of their hearts with great love.
Although plenty of cradle Catholics do that head dance too.
I am simply waiting, waiting and waiting for the day that a Catholic politician is decried and denied Communion because they support war and/or the death penalty.
I am still waiting.
I know you have no use for us in general Monkey and I usually would not comment, but despite our personal differences on the topic of faith, we are one where both Kathleen and Novocainebrain are concerned.
FranIam out!
The guy on the left looks like he can kick some serious ass. Good job, Monkey!
Elmo kills with his voice alone.
that's Elmo? Ack! I thought it was Grover!
Ah, I see our old douchebag friend has emerged from his underground lair to say something stupid and irrelevant. It boggles the mind that there are people who willingly pay him to share his opinion.
You better get those muppets some teeth.
I thought it was Grover!
Silly monkey! Grover is blue.
Plus, Elmo knows 37 ways to kill a man with the number 5.
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