I've always said The Mall is a dangerous place.
Thor says,"Use your double coupons or else!"
"I told you not to park in the Handicap spot without a permit, Bitch!"
Now Thor owns that 75% off designer knockoff, available only at Walmart.
Silly monkey. Thor has honor.Now, Iron Man, he'd knock down that whole mall if he thought The Red Mandarin was in the vicinty, and to hell with collateral damage.
Forsooth!
I hate when that happens.
I got mugged by Captain America at the Mall of America, for whatever that's worth.
Damn, the only "hero" I see at the mall is that dude outside of the liquor store who looks like the Big Lebowski, who utters semi eloquent insults when you don't give him change. Better that than a hammer I suppose.
Jealous of the woman's obviously bottle-blonde locks, Thor screams, getting a spit-string between his teeth, and pounds the harlot into mush.
LOL- snad! What a tragic tale.
STOP! Hammertime.
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I've always said The Mall is a dangerous place.
Thor says,
"Use your double coupons or else!"
"I told you not to park in the Handicap spot without a permit, Bitch!"
Now Thor owns that 75% off designer knockoff, available only at Walmart.
Silly monkey. Thor has honor.
Now, Iron Man, he'd knock down that whole mall if he thought The Red Mandarin was in the vicinty, and to hell with collateral damage.
Forsooth!
I hate when that happens.
I got mugged by Captain America at the Mall of America, for whatever that's worth.
Damn, the only "hero" I see at the mall is that dude outside of the liquor store who looks like the Big Lebowski, who utters semi eloquent insults when you don't give him change. Better that than a hammer I suppose.
Jealous of the woman's obviously bottle-blonde locks, Thor screams, getting a spit-string between his teeth, and pounds the harlot into mush.
LOL- snad!
What a tragic tale.
STOP! Hammertime.
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