Congratulations to....

...my young cousin Tim Greene in Bainbridge, GA who is graduating high school this Thursday! Since I pissed off Tim's mom he doesn't call or write me much anymore, well except for the graduation notice he sent me so I'd send him a card with a check in it. The card and the check are on the way Tim, and I meant what I said in the card young man, don't let anyone who has never been to college talk you out of pursing higher education.

Congrats to this gal
for making a bikini top out of bacon. Mmmm, bacon.

Congrats to Senator Obama for winning the majority of pledged Democratic party delegates!

And last but not least, congratulations go out to my blog buddy Devilham! He not only has the coolest little boy in the world, he's also the winner of this week's Name That Film contest. Devilham and three other people knew the film in question was Repo Man, which is one of my favorite films of all time.

Devilham old man, send me your snail mail address and I'll shoot you out a vintage postcard with a Zen like proverb written on the back.