Believe me, if Midol could have made me gay I'd have been eating it since the 80s. But no, I'm stuck being completely heterosexual and dealing with YOU PEOPLE for eternity. But I must admit you come in handy in the heavy lifting dept.
I would have sent away for the booklet, but I was afraid that it would not arrive in the promised plain brown wrapper. And I do not want the neighbours knowing I bleed.
I used to ask the waitresses for Midol back when I was cooking. For headaches. Back in the day it had muscle relaxers in it. But it didn't turn me gay. Maybe you have to be a girl to experience that particular....side effect.
Let me know if any of you send off for the booklet offered in this ad.
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So THAT'S why I'm gay!
Believe me, if Midol could have made me gay I'd have been eating it since the 80s. But no, I'm stuck being completely heterosexual and dealing with YOU PEOPLE for eternity. But I must admit you come in handy in the heavy lifting dept.
So was Sally original Sal? Is she a tranny or a drag queen?
I would have sent away for the booklet, but I was afraid that it would not arrive in the promised plain brown wrapper. And I do not want the neighbours knowing I bleed.
These days you can be both blue AND gay!
Dguzman-Well that and there is the whole liking of women on your part thing.
MNMom-We also come in handy in other places too.
Missy-Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Barb-You slay me girl. I laughed thinking of you hurriedly and nervously sticking that booklet under your coat as you scan the area for onlookers.
Blueberry-You right! Thank goodness we've moved forward.
Did I have to finally see this ad at age 50, when it almost doesn't matter anymore?
If only I knew.
I used to ask the waitresses for Midol back when I was cooking. For headaches. Back in the day it had muscle relaxers in it.
But it didn't turn me gay. Maybe you have to be a girl to experience that particular....side effect.
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