Monday, March 10, 2008

Some good news to start your week off right

  1. Blackwater is not going to bully their way into building a base in California. They're giving up on that whole idea all together.
  2. A Democrat won Dennis Hastert's old seat in Congress.
  3. And MSNBC is finally letting this conservative ass puppet go:
The early rumor is that he's going to be replaced by Rachel Maddow. How great would that be to see a right wing homophobe be replaced by a left wing lesbian? It'd be totally great, that's how great it would be.

11 comments:

Some Guy said...

That's a very flattering picture of him. So sad to see him go.

Ubermilf said...

Your happy news mildly tempers my anger issues today.

But I'm still bitchy.

mwb said...

But that wouldn't really be a replacement for Tucker.

A soiled chamberpot - that would be a replacement for Tucker....

Whiskeymarie said...

I think that's the best he's ever looked.
Oh, tucker? Donald Trump called.
He wants his hair back. And he's pissed that you dyed it.

Good luck with that.

Freida Bee said...

Please allow me to vocally interject that bully kid in the Simpsons's laugh, "Ha Ha!"

Snad said...

I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope Rachel wears a bow tie for the first airing of her show! Ideally, she would wear an entire outfit made of nothing BUT bow ties.

Jess Wundrun said...

Dennis Hastert's seat has been republican since WWII. One of the last prominent democrats from the district was from Dixon, Illinois. His name was Ronald Reagan. (Some time after leaving Illinois and divorcing his first democratic wife he became a republican like his second wife).

Claire said...

Rachel Maddow is awesome. The only thing that would be better would be if she were to replace Chris Matthews. That would be awesome.

Micgar said...

Tucker C gone-that's great news! And his replacement would be greaT I couldn't stand Tucker-reminded me of a frat boy!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Chris-It took me awhile to find this bad photo of him.

Ubermilf-You know I love you most when you're cranky and contrary. Grrrr baby, grrr.

MWB-Good point.

Whiskey-Look at you getting all pop culture and semi political on my ass. I never loved you more than right this second. (Don't tell Ubermilf I said that though!)

Freida-Damn, you beat me to the punch.

Snad-I'd pay to see Rachel in nothing but a bow tie.

Jess-Let's hope this new guy stays Democrat.

CDP-Now that's an idea, Rachel replacing Tweety!

Micgar-He's not really gone, he'll stil be a panelist, he's just gone from hosting. Which is good enough for me.

Anonymous said...

It's time for Tucker to go back to New Orleans and make up for lost time.