We're coming for your oil. And we may take your maple syrup too but you can keep your icky national single payer health care for all and your lax marijuana laws too. And Celine Dion, you can keep her too. (Tip o' the fez to MWB's World which is where I found the link.)
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Excellent. The plan moves forward. Inspire fear amongst the citizens Canada of an imminent US invasion. Then they have to preemptively invade us!
And as I said we'll all enjoy the benefits of Canadian life! I for one look forward to state subsidized Canadian Bacon!
do we get Anne Murray and Joni Mitchell and Neil Young
they can keep Brian Adams
Interesting article. I'm not sure, but I think this might be a delayed reaction to Hurricane Katrina. I vaguely remember Canada offering assistance and the offer getting hung up in some existing law prohibiting foreign military units from operating here.
Dr M, you can stay at my place while you are invading our country, but only if you bring some bourbon.
They can keep that weird National Anthem too. I'm OK with the Canadian army here, but I think they should think again about our military there. We track all over the nice carpet, and leave the milk out. We also tend to overfeed the cat and leave the bath mat all wet and wadded up. We Americans are not great guests.
We burned down your White House once, and here you are again like an unpleasant odor in a freshly-scrubbed half-bath...Now shoo, or we shall unleash the wolverines with frickin' SAM launchers on their heads.
;>)
BWAH HA! Celine Dion's already yours, my friend.
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray, too...
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