Don't stick a fork in it quite yet because it ain't quite done

Super Tuesday is behind us (although as I write this California is still too close to call) and now the TV pundits and their bastard step brethren, the radio talk show hosts, will all break it down and tell us what we should think and how we should proceed from here. I, of course, will ignore what most of them have to say because I enjoy thinking for myself. And speaking of thinking, here's what I think about the results:

I could not be happier that the Reich-publicans are so split. I love how the rank and file is picking Mad Dog in the north and east which is against the expressed wishes of their talk show goons Limbo, Mann Coulter, Mike Malkin, and Laura Ingalls Wilder and that the southern gawd squad voters are voting heavily for Husky-a-abee. And poor little rich boy Mittens is winning states that hardly anyone lives in. It's truly funny to see their party fracture along religious, political, and economic lines. I always knew the Reich-publican coalition would not hold forever.

It looks like Husky-a-bee will win my state and I'm so damn happy about it that I could jump with joy. Oh how I wish that this couple of crazy backwoods kids who made good make it somewhere on the Reich-publican ticket in November. This is usually where I'd make some kind of joke about fatty boy Mike and his Amazonian wife but sometimes doing stuff like that is like shooting fish in a barrel. Aw fuck it, sometimes shooting fish in a barrel is just plain fun, so here's a few jibes at the touchy feely couple.
Janet says, "Look honey, I touched a black person and his color didn't rub off on me!"

"No honey," said Mike with a phony smile, "I'll touch the Jew so you won't have to."

Ok, anyhoo, I'm praying to the dark ancient gods who bore me that Mad Dog gets the nomination and that in order to bring his party together he picks Husky Boy to be his veep. Oh what a pair those two would make, an angry old fart who will continue the failed policies of Bush/Cheney and an uptight Baptist minister who never met a gay or liberal he didn't hate. Why that would be a match along the lines of Nixon/Agnew, and we know how that political marriage worked out.

You've got to chuckle when you think about all that money Mittens has wasted so far. He's spent millions upon millions of his own money to get himself elected and what does he have to show for it? A boatload of second and third place finishes. He keeps saying he wants to be the CEO President (Hey, you all remember how the first MBA President worked out for us? Forget his name? It's George W. Bush.). If he runs this country as well as he's run his campaign then we'd be in a shitload of trouble, even more trouble than we're in now. Any CEO knows when to cut his losses and change his business when things are not working, well, any CEO but Mitt. He's gonna keep doing what hasn't worked for him right up until the convention in the Twin Cities later this year. I hope he spends all his money on not getting nominated, it would serve him right.

On my side of things I'm disappointed that Obama didn't win TN but since we're not a winner take all state he'll come out of the race with a good number of our delegates. And it looks like he'll do the same in most of the states Hillary won. I was glad to see him do so well in the heartland, the rust belt, and out west. I hope he can win a boatload of delegates in California.

One thing is for sure after this Super Tuesday, it's not over by a long shot.