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2) Here comes Willard Romney to save the day! He's gonna bring back all the textile jobs we lost here in the south and when more Mormons invade us down here he's going to bring back his church's racist past! Go Mittens!
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3) And finally, it's official, the apocalypse is upon us. The ACLU has decided to back Larry Craig's bad bathroom behavior. They're maintaining that what he did in there was free speech. I'm sure his base of right wing Republican supporters in Idaho are so proud to have the ACLU on their US Senator's side. Gawd bless civil liberties! Gawd bless the ACLU! Gawd bless Larry Craig's man sex cravings!
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But Monkey, you miss the good news, now neocons will have to quit whining about the ACLU!
Oh who am I kidding. They'd rather just dump Sen. Craig and go on with their hate filled lives.
Time for Mittens to just go away start dandling those grand-kids on his knee. Well, his and the rented knees he'll need to hold all seventy-five of them.
You make it sound like the mormon invasion will be a bad thing. Just think of all the lovely wives you will be able to please and support.
and the best part about the terroist supporting REPUBLICAN congressman, his fee was paid for with stolen money
Hey, Larry was just taking a wide stance dump. He's cool.
Wow the ACLU defending a poor defenseless Republican senator. What will my brother have to argue with me about when he calls me a "card carrying member" of said organization???
mnmom-They never quit whining.
Kirby-All those Romney genes out there, ick.
Barb-Don't tell me they've gotten to you already, those damn Mormons.
Dcap-All Repubs use stolen money for lobbying, that's how they launder it.
Fran-Remind him the ACLU works for anyone who asks, even conservative idiots.
That's it. I'm shredding my "card."
I'm with the ACLU 100% on this one. As funny as Larry Craig's arrest was, we should recognize just how little sex was involved in this sex scandal. I'm not sure that I buy that public restrooms are "private places", but if the law defines them that way, the whole idea of sending a cop to the airport to arrest the sexysexy boys is a nasty intrusion and a waste of taxpayer cash.
I heard that Romney's plan to revive the southern textile industry is to put them all to work manufacturing millions of sets of Mormon underwear.
I don't get that ACLU/protected speech thing. I just don't.
Aren't public restrooms disgusting enough without doughy republicans getting their freak on in them?
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