First of all Austin, thanks for your kind words about my cooking posts. I'm glad you like them. Secondly, at this point any apology from the lips of that greedy murdering bastard would ring hollow in my ears. I would not and could not forgive him for the way he has abused his power, senselessly murdered hundreds of thousands of people, and has helped his pals in big business rape us and abuse our planet.
I'd make our ersatz cowboy, don't forget he was born in New England after all and not Texas, a red neck meal that would delight his stupid ass. I'd open can after can of Vienna Sausages and pork and beans, and I'd serve those two items with loaves of white bread. I'd let him wash all that food down with Red Eye after Red Eye (A Red Eye is a beer that has tomato juice mixed in with it.). I'd keep shoving the bad food and the Red Eye's at him until he became bloated and nauseous and then when it looked like he might vomit, I'd assist him to the most disgusting gas station restroom with broken overflowing toilets I could find and I'd hold his head down in the toilet bowl while he puked his guts up. I'd keep his face near the water as he finished retching and I'd then recite the name of every person killed in the wars of terror on Iraq and Afghanistan as he breathed in the stench of his own vile bile and other people's excrement. 
Then after that, if he was game, I'd invite Dick Cheney over for a meal so he could apologize as well. And maybe I'd invite Rumsfeld too and the rest of that gang of thugs who got our country to attack a sovereign nation that had not attacked us first.Thanks for sending in that great question Austin!
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Don't forget about dessert, Dr! I recommend the Banana Moon Pies topped with Cool Whip for that special redneck presentation. Mmmmm mmmm gud, Bubba!
You know, if you left out the vienna sausages and the pork, that'd be a darn yummy meal. Growing up I used to make bean sandwiches (on white bread, natch) all the time. Mmmmmm. And beer and tomato juice isn't as bad as it sounds.
I'd buy tickets to that
As to the second part of your evening with Bush, the throwing up part, I'm pretty sure he just calls that "another Saturday night."
for a side dish -- open a can of Shitto (the one i found) -- and serve warm. let the boys enjoy thinking it is beans and they can compare farts
Snad-There's awlays room for dessert.
Karen-I'll bet you were a gassy lil girl.
mnmom-I'd sell tickets to that.
Kirby-You got that right.
Dcap-Mmm, shitto.
The kitten picture was good for a belly laugh!
Love that picture! Well done, sir!
As far as menu selection, you are WAY too kind. Myself, I would have to go with a big heaping plate of Cuitlacoche.
BTW, I took the liberty of printing out that picture, adding the inevitable lolcats 'nom nom nom' at the bottom and putting it on my truck window.
Thnx!
Don't know if you've seen this; The Dead Kitten Survey.
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