Question of the day

Today's question comes to us from Mathman. He wants to know: What is that white stuff that keeps falling from the Georgia sky?

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Well Mathman since I don't live near you and since I haven't been around your house, really I haven't, I don't care what that busy body Gladys Kravitz says, I'll have to use all my monkey powers of deduction on this one. And also the process of elimination as well. We invented that you know, the process of elimination.

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Since I have no heard of any airplane crashes near your home, I'm going to eliminate the possibility of debris and bricks of cocaine being the "white stuff" that is falling around you.

I doubt you live near a large body of water so I'll eliminate the possibility of the "white stuff" being Caucasian thrill seekers jumping into said large body of water.

There must not be any large chicken processing plant near you or you or your lovely wife would have written about it before now, so we can safely eliminate the "white stuff" as being chicken feathers.

So, most likely the white stuff that is falling from the sky is snow. Yes, it still falls in parts of the south but do not be alarmed because generally if you made it to Valentines day without a major snow fall in your area, you are home free and winter sould be over in a matter of days for you. Things will then start to warm up and flowers and trees will start to bloom and come back to life. After that happens you can feel free to call, write, and email your friends and family back in the Midwest and say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, it's spring time here! No more snow for us! Enjoy the last few months of winter in your frozen hell you suckers!"

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Thanks for sending in your question Mathman! I hope I cleared that up for you.