Yes, I've got to admit sometimes I do get monkey butt. Mostly in the dead of summer when it's hot and humid and I am active outside. But I also get a red ass over such things as dirty greedy doctors who refuse to help out people when they need it, hypocrite politicians, disaster capitalists, corporate media talking heads, people who threaten and who are mean to children, slow card players on Yahoo, the New York Yankees, sports cheaters, jingoistic country music singers, studios who greenlight bad movies, bat shit crazy fundamentalist evangelicals, anyone who wears Harley Davidson apparel, excessive tattoos that are going to sag like crazy one day on middle age bodies and look like shit, wanna be hippy chick check out girls in organic food stores who sneer at me because they think I am a Republican because I have short hair and wear glasses, willfully ignorant people, racists of all stripes, bad interpretive dancers, free markets zealots, people who back Ron Paul because they think if he gets elected that they won't have to pay taxes anymore, people who claim that government is not the solution that it is the problem, people who claim Ronald Reagan's presidency was just peachy keen and that we should go back to those halcyon days, people who don't use spell check on in their emails or on their blogs, Rankin and Bass cartoons, cranky monkeys, and Belgians.
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7 comments:
Wow, your list is just like my list, except for the Rankin and Bass cartoons. I gots a soft spot for those.
You have to admit those Belgians make damn good chocolate though!
Sorry 'bout your monkey butt, but I too like Rankin and Bass. They're classics!
I saw that Anti-Monkey butt powder in the checkout line at Whole Foods -- right there with the other impulse purchases like chocolate -- and I thought of you.
I was just teasing. My husband is an engineer and he sits on his butt all the time at work, which he hates, and he complains about monkey butt all the time. I finally had to ask him what he meant by this term. Since then it's monkey butt this and monkey butt that, so yeah, I know I get a little carried away with it but I just had to ask.
But, but...
You told me you LIKED my interpretive dancing!
Bubs-We are so alike it scares me.
Barb-And a few play tennis well too.
Dguzman-My monkey butt is not sorry.
Blueberry-At least you were thinking of me.
Lib-I know you were teasing silly.
Whiskey-I said "bad" interpretive dancing, what you do is pure dance magic.
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