Well Susie, there's a ton of stuff you can do for fun that costs little or no money. I suggest you try any of the following things. You could:
1) Take up interpretive dance.
2) Become a rouge currency trader and help bring down the current financial system.
3) Write a blockbuster novel.
4) Make shadow puppets.
5) Stage track and field events in your backyard or in your neighbor's home.
6) Cuddle and reconnect with your family.
7) Write a blog that pisses off unhinged right wing corporate apologists.
8) Perfect cold fusion.
9) Have threesomes with men like this:
10) Have sing alongs with your friends.
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11) Create elaborate conspiracy theories, then post them on-line and see how quickly they get adopted by some folks as truth.
Good one, mwbworld.
Susie could master the art of watching grass grow. I've done it and it's very rewarding but a bit time consuming.
She might also try to define the origin of dust bunnies. I'm working on that one right now.
That GKL is one multi-talented lady!
I haven't seen those hiking boots since Jr High!!!
And you can invite your interpretive dance class, your singalong buddies and your relatives to join you with flashlights in the tent you made with your blanket. Good times!
And sometimes, me and Dr. Monkey just sit and stare at each other and communicate via telepathy.
I like #7 a lot! Number 1-not so much!
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