Miss Tanya's question is, "Would you rather burn the American Flag
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or urinate on it, 
you terrorist sympathizing liberal pansy?"Good question Tanya! Given the choice, and considering that it's like 33 degrees outside with a 90 percent chance of snow later today/tonight, I'd have to go with burning it. Pissing on it may feel good for a few moments and it may send the correct metaphorical message about how I feel about what our government and American business has done to the world and how they still screw the rest of the world over, but it won't keep me warm in the cold weather.
Also burning the flag is not against the law as some might think. In fact, the proper way of disposing a tattered and torn flag is to burn it. Most Americans do not know that there is only one flag abuse related law in this country. The law in question says that no person shall make an article of clothing out of the flag of the United States. This law was passed in order to stop hippies and radicals from making shirts, bathing suits, and skirts or dresses out of our flag. However this law has never stopped any sanctimonious politician from wrapping himself in the flag when it suited them, the most recent of which is the man who refused to fight for his country when there was a war on and he was young enough to serve, George W. Bush.
Okay, that was fun! Thanks for such a great question Tanya! Want to see your question answered here? Well, just send your question to me at monkeymuck AT gmail DOT com and if I can, I'll answer it! (I'm begging you people to send in questions, January is a feckin' long ass month.)
11 comments:
Hillary doesnt want you to stay warm this winter -- she wants to stop flag burning --- perhaps right after she gets to honor Christmas
right now i would use it as a rain hat since it is pouring here in NYC
my friend -- -thanks for all your snarks, news, facts, stories, pictures, humor, support and just plain good stuff -- and being one of the menschs in this over the top country
a good year to you and all important to you
a bad year to President Idiot and Vice President Evil -- a very bad year
A very practical, and surprisingly informative answer! You are monkey of the year!
Great question to ask. In fact yesterday Dcup and I were parked in her office parking lot and noticed the tatter and torn flag. Obviously, the building managment doesn't know the flag code. Not only was flag torn and tattered it obviously flys at night and in the rain. Where was the required light?
Oh my god! Why is that not-white woman wiping her ass on the flag? Someone alert O'Reilly.
I'm loving the question o' day segment monkey, pure evil genius.
Oh man, it's going to be tough to top this question!
Um, if I chose Option #2, would that be my co-urinatrix?
Just askin'
yeah, whiz is warm for a few minutes, but then it cools off and gets REALLY chilly to sleep in.
Though I'd like to, I really can't take credit for that question. I totally stole it from genius Tom Tomorrow.
Happy Nude Year!
Boy, all the good questions are already taken.
Why can't you do both? Burn an old tattered one, then pee on it to put it out!
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