With the news that Mitt will not appoint any Muslims to his cabinet hitting the internets like a tidal wave, the Romney campaign has announced who else will not be serving in the high levels of a Romney administration.
1) This little girl or her mother:
2) Mennonites
3) Quakers
4) Anabaptists
5) Samaritans (both good and bad)
6) Unitarians
7) Atheists
8) Rastafarians
9) Pastafarians
10) Low down no good Jesus hatin' Mormons
11) Clingy Mormon wives
12) Larry Craig
13) Blue Gal
14) Simians of all stripes
15) Nancy boys
16) Latinos
17) Blacks
18) Asians
19) Eskimos
20) Anyone who is not white or male
15 comments:
Don't forget Cannibals Monk.
don't forget "intelligent people"
I just found out I'm Mormon over the weekend, and I would like to apologize for any and all comments I have made up to this point about Mitt. Romney all the way, baby!
Nor this guy, because everyone would be confused who was who.
Hint: One is just an empty headed puppet and the other is the original muppet.
Did you mention cyborgs in your list? I'll have to read through it again...
Oh, and the first Muslim congressman, Keith Ellison, represents my district ...he is from Michigan originally...should people from Michigan be added to the list? And people who voted for him?
Or anyone associated with the ASPCA
If I only had a penis...
Pastafarians really chap my hide, so that one really doesn't disappoint me.
Or Iraq war veterans...because the REAL patriots were home campaigning for Mitt.
he WILL appoint Ken dolls and bush lovers tho
I think that there will be no Jews. Lieberman doesn't count.
I'm pretty certain left-leaning bloggers will be left out as well, even if they're white. Looks like you and I will have to find other jobs, Dr. Monkerstein.
I'm thinking Druids are out, too.
Kim-How could I ever forget canibals?
Dguz-That goes without saying hon.
Station Agent-If you're Mormon then I'm Amish.
MWB-Dude, I love Guy Smiley.
Missy-That's cool you have a great Congressman, I have a douchebag for one.
Bubbles-You make one mistake with a dog and it haunts you for the rest of your life.
UberMILF-I'm sure UberDILF will lend you his.
Chris-May the fusilli be with you.
CDP-But of course and they were led by his sons.
Dcap-You're all about seeing the other side aren't you? :)
Fran-You anti semite, how dare you slag Bush's favorite Jew?
Johnny-Thanks for the news. I'll update my resume right away.
D Cup-Those tree hugging bastards, theu need to find real work and to stop humping woodland animals.
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