What? You say you don't believe me?
Alibi?
Of course I have an alibi. I spent all that morning working out.
You don't get a body like mine by doing nothing you know!
After working out I went shopping for new underwear, as you can see my old underwear no longer fit.Then I remembered I had a dinner date with a certain special lady from north of the border, so I went to pick her up.
Dinner with Naomi was nice but she rebuffed my simian advances. She claimed she was "married" and that I "repulsed" her sexually. That Naomi, she's such a kidder! 
Anyhoo, that's my alibi. As you can see I was far too busy to ever harm anyone that day in India.
Namaste.
10 comments:
Sure, sure, it was your Indian cousin who looks very much like you. Honest mistake.
It serves those bible-thumping Republicans right, trying to have their anti-simian summit there.
(the 23 that were injured by the monkey)
But what about that spilled banana beverage incident? Hmmm?
I'm with Missy...taken one at a time, these incidents might be explained away, but it's been one thing after another...what are you, a Republican Senator?
Hey now, stop these obviously politically motivated attacks on Dr Monkerstein! It's a smear campaign by the party across the aisle, I tell you, and I trust the American people will see through this sham!
Now, Dr M, should I charge your plane tix to India and back to the Department of Lofts and Sideboards, or perhaps to the Ministry of Sandlot Baseball?
Monk:I would like to find something clever to say to fit in here on your site, but I'm laughing too hard. hard to think when the oxygen isn't getting to the brain.
Barb-So, all us monkeys look alike to you huh? Next thing you'll tell me is your best friend is a monkey.
Kristi-I toss poo at anti simians!
Missy and CDP-What are you ladies trying to say? I'd like to remind you about the random nature of the universe, anything is possible and nothing is out of the question.
Dguz-Shhh, we'll talk about that stuff later!
Wenderina-You're welcome to comment anytime and just be your self when you do. Or be someone else if you like. As long as you are happy doing so.
Was it a rampaging herpes smeared monkey, like those that escaped from that lab in Florida a while ago? Because that would totally rock.
I suspect Zaius.
Rgds,
Tengrain
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