...hot chicks will "drink" from your "hose." So all you young guys who read this blog, don't forget to start smoking soon so the hot chicks will handle your hose with this much enthusiasm.
Old school ad porn! This is right up there with the beach pics that Yahoo Mail used to - still does? - use with blatantly obvious sexual overtones. I still wanna know when, after consuming gallons of crappy American beer, babes are going to come over to my house with the intent of getting very much busy.
A rare benefit of being almost 50 (only 9 short days away!) is that I remember reading Spy Magazine in 1986 or so.
One of their hilarious features was about subliminal ad messages. I am fairly certain that this Newport ad was in there. If not this one, another one with a similar image.
It kinda looks like she's biting his hose, though. But hey--I think I've found my new motto: "After all, if (insert activity here) isn't a pleasure, why bother?"
...hot chicks will "drink" from your "hose." So all you young guys who read this blog, don't forget to start smoking soon so the hot chicks will handle your hose with this much enthusiasm.
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[huffs] [coughs]
Thanks Dr. M!
My bartender wants to get me to smoke. I would look so cool if I did!!
Wow. Just wow. What a great ad.
Yup, we chicks can't resist a guys with slavish addictions. We drink from the hoses of smokers, imagine what we'd do for a smack-head
Newports? Yech. Couldn't I just smoke some old fiberglass instead?
My hockey team entered a fireman's tournament one time, and we called ourselves the Fire Hos.
Look at the expression on the guy's face. He really loves her!
I'm pretty sure she's just trying to wash the taste of Newport burnt crap out of her mouth.
Alive with Pleasure!
...until the "gotcha" kicks in.
Why bother? I guess because of the addiction. That would make a terrible cig ad though. And this is a great cig ad!
oh i miss those cigarette commercials......
i'd rather fight than switch!
Menthol as an aphrodesiac.....
Old school ad porn! This is right up there with the beach pics that Yahoo Mail used to - still does? - use with blatantly obvious sexual overtones. I still wanna know when, after consuming gallons of crappy American beer, babes are going to come over to my house with the intent of getting very much busy.
That ad is smokin'!
You heard about the Mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to twins?
They named the boys Jose and Hose-B.
JD-No thanks necessary.
Romius-Good to see you back. I thought you were dead to the blogging world.
Missy-Nothing like white people having fun while enjoying a smoke.
Urban-Mmmm, smackheads.
Jon-No, you MUST smoke Newports!
Kristi-A ho by another name would be just as sweet.
Splotchy-He loves getting his hose drunk from.
Barb-Mmmm, burnt crap.
Blueberry-The "gotcha" nearly got me when I had my heart attack.
Dcap-More tobbacco ads to come, stay tuned.
Morse-You mean it isn't?
Randal-More bad ads to come, stay tuned.
Dale-Indeed.
Matty-Ha, ha.
A rare benefit of being almost 50 (only 9 short days away!) is that I remember reading Spy Magazine in 1986 or so.
One of their hilarious features was about subliminal ad messages. I am fairly certain that this Newport ad was in there. If not this one, another one with a similar image.
It kinda looks like she's biting his hose, though. But hey--I think I've found my new motto: "After all, if (insert activity here) isn't a pleasure, why bother?"
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