If PoP gets a signing bonus, I want a signing bonus!
Otherwise, I'm going to run around wishing everyone I see a Very Merry Bill O'Reilly Christmas while handing out John Gibson's War on Christmas masterpiece.
I'm telling you, just call it Magic Winter Gift Giving Time. Connecting any of that stuff with "Christmas" is a huge stretch. Evergreens? Trees? Talking snowmen? Reindeer? Presents? They had to try really hard to explain how any of that had to do with Jesus.
And Santa? How did some guy from Turkey wind up at the North Pole, Caucasion-ified, fattened up and put into a red suit, working with a bunch of elves?
I'm not saying get rid of that stuff, because it's fun and breaks up a cold, dark monotonous time of year.
But it has nothing to do with a religious feast day.
This mutant salmon patty refuses to utter the words, "Merry Christmas." However, it will wish you a "Happy Hanukkah" if you ask it nicely.
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THAT'S a salmon patty? It looks like a Christmas fruitcake. Maybe it's not such a successful recruit?
Way too early in the morning to look at the meat creature. As for the war on Christmas, I'm thinking of signing up. Do I get a signing bonus if I do?
If PoP gets a signing bonus, I want a signing bonus!
Otherwise, I'm going to run around wishing everyone I see a Very Merry Bill O'Reilly Christmas while handing out John Gibson's War on Christmas masterpiece.
P.S. Thanks - got it!
Hey, you're just gonna have to give those signing bonuses back if you get shot, folks.
That meat thing is enough to make the enemy shudder!
I'd like to wish Bill O'Reilly a nice visit from Sam 'n' Ella for Christmas, with lemons on top.
I'm wondering if we can win the War on Christmas, or if Christmas will eventually die from overexposure.
I wonder where the mutant salmon patty weighs in on the whole Kwanzaa controversy.
That looks like a chocolate chip loaf with sliced eggs.
I'm telling you, just call it Magic Winter Gift Giving Time. Connecting any of that stuff with "Christmas" is a huge stretch. Evergreens? Trees? Talking snowmen? Reindeer? Presents? They had to try really hard to explain how any of that had to do with Jesus.
And Santa? How did some guy from Turkey wind up at the North Pole, Caucasion-ified, fattened up and put into a red suit, working with a bunch of elves?
I'm not saying get rid of that stuff, because it's fun and breaks up a cold, dark monotonous time of year.
But it has nothing to do with a religious feast day.
Hey ... Barbara Bruderlein stole my joke!
I will say, that salmon patty looks like something my cat did the other day. (Eeeeuw, sorry.)
Jane-All recruits are successful if they piss off the FOX Noise channel.
POP-Yes, your signing bonus will be mailed to you soon. Stay by your mail box and keep a sharp eye out for it.
D Cup-I sent you your bonus this summer, it was a copy of my novel. :)
Dguz-After you get the meat shudders you get the meat sweats.
Blueberry-Sam 'n' Ella, they were a great duo weren't they?
Barb-I try not to confuse things with Mutant Salmon Patty, so he has no idea what Kwaanza is yet.
Bossy-Mmmm, cookies and eggs.
UberMILF-Will you please stop making sense?
Suzy-What are you feeding that cat anyway? Some weird Quaker food? :)
eewww, meat sweats.
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