Thursday, November 8, 2007

And now a word from some Bush supporters

Hi, we're afraid to show you our faces because if we did then the folks in our neighborhood might get pissed and throw things at us again when we drive by in our huge Humvees. Also since our heads have been up our asses for the past few years we might have some fecal matter on our faces. Anyway, we just wanted to say that we still believe that the terrorists and the gays and the Democrats are going to attack us at any moment. We fully support all our men in uniform who are fighting in Iraqistan, however we don't support the women in uniform because they should be home having babies so that we'll have plenty of soldiers in the future. We urge all you men of fighting age to join up now to help defeat the terrorists and we urge all you low income families to groom your sons to go fight in the war. We're late for our sailing lessons at the yacht club so we have to run now. See ya!

3 comments:

Katie Schwartz said...

she failed to mention her abortion during college when she and thurston fucked in the frat house.

Distributorcap said...

you forgot they go to church every sunday after a few shots of stoli.

they can bucket but they cant hide

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Jewgirl-Thurston wasn't the only one she fucked.

Dcap-Stoli is the only thing that could get me through church.