What do you juvenile delinquents think of my new avatar?
"We could care less. We've got heads to smash and houses to rob.""Hey, what's an avatar anyway?"
"So I told him, 'I'm not worried about catching anything from my pretty sheep, I use a rubb....Oh hey, you snuck up on us."
"Go away! We're having a male bonding moment. We don't give a crap about any avatar."
"Ha, ha, ha. The joke is on you Monkey. We are technically not a black and white photograph. Someone has hand tinted the candle flames.""I'm going to hurt who ever stuck this pointy hat on me, I swear it. If it's the last thing I ever do I'll get my vengeance on them."
What about you milkshake family?
"We adore it. But then again we adore everything since my husband started putting LSD in our milkshakes."Dancing Chinese guy, what's your take?
"If I see someone, anyone, and I don't care where it is, using 'could of' for 'could've' I swear I'm going to track them down and hurt them using my drunken jackal style of kung fu. It's insane anyone could be dumb enough to do that shit. It just boggles my mind."And now we give the last word to the first Prime Minister of Canada:
"You got me up for this? WTF? Leave me alone and let me go back to sleep, eh."
15 comments:
I see your Monkey avatar has laid an egg!
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(prolly the stand he's hooked to)
"Oui, oui, zees avatar ees tres American."
- Pierre Trudeau
"I don't know what your new avatar is aboot."
- Brian Mulroney
Me likee!
Where do you get all these sock monkeys?
are those kids celebrating the feast of st. lucia? or are they involved in a masonic induction? inquiring minds want to know.
I want one of those milkshakes. Stat!
Your avatar is a snappy dresser!
I like it.
Well, until I stop liking it, which could be at any time.
I'll keep you posted.
The new avatar looks pissed. Or determined, either way.
I like it a lot, but I think it might be better to send it to Mean Reactionary Republican Hijack-your-Comment-Section Boy. That way he can pick on someone his own size for once.
As you can see, I have updated my look at long last.
Mr. He Is just informed me the monkey is gone off the porch!!
Fran--oh no! theft!
LOVE this post, Monkey--it's like you're channeling the spirits of these B&W folk. But those Children of the Corn are scaring me. What's that they're serving, human eyeballs?
Hey, don't make fun of Santa Lucia! Her day's coming up on Dec. 13 and she's another pagan that the Christians ripped off. I once got to wear that candle crown in my dark past as a folk dancing child prodigy, and my hair caught on fire.
I like the hand-tinted tie dye in the monkey picture. The colors look so real.
Sujaco-Monkeys are mammals after all, they have eggs too ya know! :)
Randal-Dude I forgot all the French I took.
Fran-Goody!
Jane-Google Images, Flickr, Photobucket. I steal from them all.
D Cup-May I slip some roofies in yours? :)
Bubbles-Unlike me in real life.
Whiskeymarie-I'm on pins and needles until you make up your mind.
Kirby-Let's go with determined.
Crayons-Don't even give that reich wing bully another thought.
Fran-I stayed long enough on your porch to do your hair!
Dguz-It's some kind of Swedish holiday thingy.
Suzy-I'm glad your hair grew back. :)
Kelis-Oops, I almost left you out! Let's go with the Masonic thing.
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