I dreamt that Kim who writes A Sunny Thought, and who is the wife of Johnny Yen who writes Here Comes Johnny Yen Again, was a giant who was rampaging around a city and stomping on things. 
She was destroying everything in sight but when she saw me she stopped and picked me up and stuck me in a pocket on her shirt. I got to hang out with her while she walked around and surveyed all the damage she had wrought and we chatted amiably all the while. After a bit of walking and chatting, I talked her into stopping her rampage and into chilling out.
Then I heard my girlfriends Dad down in the kitchen fixing his morning cereal and I woke up. For the rest of that day I kept an eye out for giant women.
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I might like being 50ft tall, until it came time to shave my legs. All that extra real estate to cover every day would be a deal breaker.
That is hilarious!
I had a dream a few months back that I was hanging out at a punk club with a couple of bloggers (Dear Bastards and Death Wore a Feathered Mullet). The funny thing is that at that point, they'd never posted a picture of themselves on their blogs and I had no idea what they looked like.
While I am a woman of substance; and we do have some giant woman posters hanging in our house...I would never stick you in my pocket. I would put iyou in that middle section of my purse where no one ever looks.
My ex-husband use to call me Kimmosorous who stomps on Tokyo.
That was no dream. I'm pretty sure Kim was talking just the other day about that very event. Although she put you in the middle of her purse rather than her pocket.
Kirby-If you were fifty foot tall you could forece the smaller beings to shave those gams.
Johnny-If Kim is half as nice to you as she was to me in the dream then you're a lucky man Johnny.
Kim-I'd be honored to be in your middle pocket. And you were exceptionally nice to me in the dream.
Barb-Kim's Tic Tacs kept hitting me in the head while I was in the middle of her purse.
I want to say that I have witnesses to the fact that tomorrow's post was going to be about giant women even BEFORE the Monkey decided to tell us about his dream. Many are the reasons and they will be made manifest in the fullness of time, which should be somewhere around 6 am PST tomorrow.
Honest to Pete.
I wonder if anyone has ever done a study on whether vacation dreams are driffent from real life dreams.
There could be a research grant here somewher....
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