Person 1: What's up with the FISA debate thing?
Person 2: You got me.
Person 1: I'd hate it if Bush used his dictatorial powers to spy on me.
Person 2: Me too. So you going to tell me what's up with that FISA debate in Congress?
Person 1: I can't.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: Because Americans will die if I do.
Person 2: You're kidding right?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: That's fecked up.
Person 1: I'm sorry but I have to turn you in to the Homeland Security Department now. You must be a spy or a terrorist if you question what our leaders are doing. You damn traitor.
4 comments:
i've never been happier to be labelled a spy/terrorist.
I wish they'd made him talk about it just for like two seconds, and then they could've taken that whole "average number of people per second in USA who die" and attributed it to his loose lips.
Kelsi-Your happiness is causing us to lose the war of terror. :)
Dguzman-From your lips to the universes ear.
I have some reason to believe I may disappear soon.
Don't let them others forget that I frequently said-
Bush is a Fuckwit!
Signed,
Soon to be in Gitmo
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