Sunday, August 26, 2007

Our national nightmare resurfaces once again

Despite news to the contrary they are still planning to make that damn Dallas movie. The only way I'm going to see that piece of shit is if they cast Distributor Cap as JR.


I'm not kidding, look at JR:

Now watch this clip and bask in the acting glory that is Distributor Cap:


James Lipton, America demands an Inside the Actors Studio with Dcap soon or there may be trouble. You've been warned old man.

6 comments:

Distributorcap said...

Dr M....

Dallas is so 1980's. I was hoping to get the lead as an Olson twin stalker in the TV movie version of Full House: the Anorexic Years.....

while there was NO emmy --- i did get a thumbs up from Roger Ebert.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dacp-Please refrain from telling us where Ebert put that thumb. :)

Freida Bee said...

Dr. Monkey, leave the famous man alone already. Wait, what in hell am I doing here, dr. future Presimonkinator

Anonymous said...

Dr. MVM - thanks for sharing!

DCap really nailed that shaving scene!

Fran said...

I am screaming- roaring - with laughter.

You funny Dr. M!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Freida-I can't leave him alone, I'm a stalker in training.

D Cup-He nailed it like the pro he is. I'm betting he learned how to do that by watching Ute Hagen shave, she had dreadful five o'clock shadow.

Fran-Yes, but are you plotzing yet?