Hola! This eez Ron Mexico, not Michael Veek, and I bring joo today's fight club. Please to remember senors y senoritas that all fights are to the death and losers get eaten.First fight we got for joo eez Tippy versus Lala:
Next fight ees:Andy Dick against Kathy Griffin
Then we got:
Eminem against Moby.Followed by Jenna Bush versus her panties.
Then we got a Roy Lichtenstein print taking on a bunch of bananas.
Then it all climaxes with our title bout. It's gonna be a doozy senors y senoritas, we got Lindsay "bitch, I will stab you for some crack" Lohan fresh from her latest arrest for drunk driving going up against Brittany "Big Bad Crazy Momma" Spears!
See you all in my backyard later for all these great fights. Bring some nachos and some dip, I'll hook you up with some malt liquor, and we'll party all night. Seriously, I got nothing better to do now that I'm not allowed to go to training camp. This eez Ron "I swear I'm not Michael Vick" Mexico signing off!
4 comments:
I'll bring Schlitz, beef jerky, and pork rinds.
Is anyone on the list to bring the jello shotz?
I also have some left over glow in the dark tubes we whack each other with when the action slows....
You could have done Jon Lovitz vs. Andy Dick 'cuz that just happened for real! Jon totally wailed on Andy, which I never would have expected.
Beth and D Cup-Bring it on ladies, lets party while we watch some celebs fight to the death.
Jon-Yeah, I cold have referenced a real life event but it would not have been as funny. And now I guess you found out what we knew all along, Lovitz is a killer.
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