I'm a horrible unpatriotic American

I totally forgot it was flag day until I saw Quaker Agitator's post about it. Man that pisses me off that I forgot it because I was going to write a biting piece about assholes who celebrate flag day and who look down on anyone who doesn't celebrate it like them. I was going to tell the story about when I was at a sales conference in Akron, Ohio when I worked for Myers Tire Supply and our national representative for Coats/Ammco products told us that he was a super America loving guy because he left his flag up way past flag day and that maybe we were not as patriotic as him if we did not do the same thing. But now I can't do that.

But I can tell you I love flags, always have.

This is my favorite flag. It represents all of us and it's a color that looks good on me when I wear it. And it matches my eyes.

I like this flag because I like Sweden. They have a great socialist economy, long ass winters, beautiful women, and innovative film directors. Incidentally, that's not a cross on the Swedish flag, that's a sword. Same thing on the flags of Norway and Finland. I have a sticker of this flag on the backglass of my little Nissan pick up truck.
I have this one on there as well. I dig Australia and I dig their flag. I hate their current Prime Minister but one can't have everything. I believe the stars represent the Aussie states. And the names of those states would be Drunken, Psychotic, Somnambulent, Chaotic, Troubled, and New South Wales.

This is a flag I have come to love not only for it's cool ass design but also for what it represents. It represents the fact that the European Union is not allowing some corporations to do their predatory business over there the way they do it over here. It's a cool ass flag and it's a cool ass thing they're doing standing up to the piggish corporations like that.

Well here we are at the end of this post and shit, I almost forgot to put the ol' red white and blue on here. I better fix that right away before Malkin and O'Reilly have my unpatriotic ass deported or thrown in Gitmo.

Ahhh, there we go. These colors don't run baby.