"I've been trying to kill this existential dread by marrying horses and playing chess with death. What? You didn't think you'd get through a post about Sweden without an Ingmar Bergman film reference did you?"
"I'm working as a life coach but as you can tell by the gun pointed to my head, it's not going too well."
"We've taken to reenacting ABBA videos and scenes from The Matrix during the long dark months of winter."
"I'm the happiest woman in all of Sweden. I just got my immigration papers and I'm headed to the tropical paradise we know as Norway. I hope to meet a lonely disaffected loner with lots of rage who might go postal at any time. You know, to balance me and my happiness."
I like this flag because I like Sweden. They have a great socialist economy, long ass winters, beautiful women, and innovative film directors. Incidentally, that's not a cross on the Swedish flag, that's a sword. Same thing on the flags of Norway and Finland. I have a sticker of this flag on the backglass of my little Nissan pick up truck.
I have this one on there as well. I dig Australia and I dig their flag. I hate their current Prime Minister but one can't have everything. I believe the stars represent the Aussie states. And the names of those states would be Drunken, Psychotic, Somnambulent, Chaotic, Troubled, and New South Wales.
This is a flag I have come to love not only for it's cool ass design but also for what it represents. It represents the fact that the European Union is not allowing some corporations to do their predatory business over there the way they do it over here. It's a cool ass flag and it's a cool ass thing they're doing standing up to the piggish corporations like that.
Well here we are at the end of this post and shit, I almost forgot to put the ol' red white and blue on here. I better fix that right away before Malkin and O'Reilly have my unpatriotic ass deported or thrown in Gitmo.
