Well we are overwhelmed with gratitude for you today. It seems that you, the wonderful people who read this blog, are responding to the National Impeach Cheney Poll in record numbers. You are responding so well that in fact this humble little blog is in the top ten of referring websites that link to the Impeach the Dark One Poll.
Thanks so much for sending such a loud and clear message.
And thanks for putting us in the big time.
But this new found fame does have it's dark side. It seems that we had a visitor from the Department of Veterans Affairs on our little blog and they found us through the Toss Out the Friend Shooting/Covert CIA Agent Outing Asshole Poll. This visitor from our nation's capital stayed on our little blog for a little over 14 minutes. We hope they had a learned something along with having a laugh, but we seriously doubt they did either one of those things, laughed or learned anything.
We bet they would love to use a sledgehammer on our little monkey head and then apply electrodes to our naughty places so they could shock the monkey into behaving. Or maybe we're just paranoid.
In any case, we're proud that in your eyes we rock.
And one more thing, no matter what happens, don't give up. Ever.
And yes, we dig Peter Gabriel, we're monkeys after all, not some unfeeling mandroid like Dick Cheney.
7 comments:
Congrats Monkey Muck! :)
Unfortunately, we here at Monkey Muck HQ are getting used to being spied on by the assholes in our government.
dr mvm, I hate to tell you this, but Dcup has been two-timing you with dr z.
Divide and conquer!
Damn you, Evil Spock! There's enough of me to go around.......
Okay - I'm totally OCD. I deleted my earlier comment so I could fix a mistake. Here it is:
You are the monkey, Dr. Von Monkerstein.
When I see that some governmental office has visited Tits and spent any time there, I vacillate between paranoia and thinking "lovely - our tax dollars at work!"
Evil Spock- Have you never seen a documentary about bonobos? We monkeys get around.
No worries Madam D Cup, but do get that OCD looked at.
And thank you Suzie.
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