Lou Dobbs Nightmare, or Is that bean burrito you got there or are you just happy to see me?

Quick, someone go wake up Lou Dobbs. Tell him that the Mexicans are coming and they're naked.

And they're going to take over all those porn jobs US citizens don't want anymore.

Or is it the nude modeling jobs they're after?

Or are they going to take all the roles in Oh Calcutta! from our US actors?


Or will they all be appearing in Latino Buns of Steel DVDs?

If this is what "open border anarchy" is going to be like, then sign us up for more!! Donde esta mi Viagra?