Jokes you can tell your kids

Give it up for hot 1960's Pulp Novel Cover, it's got two jokes you can tell your kids.

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

Thanks, I'm here all week or until I get thrown away. Don't forget to tip your waitress and remember, reading is fundamental.