Hey everybody, give it up for Pretty Asian Waitress. She's got a joke you can tell your kids.
Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
Thanks. I'm here all week. Dont forget to tip your waitress. That's me. I'm your waitress. Don't forget to tip me.
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I've got another one.
Why is 6 afraid 7?
Cause 7 ate 9.
(say it out loud)
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911.
The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive.”
“How do you spell that?” the operator asked.
“S-i-c-k…” the man began. “No, s-i-c-a…..” no, s-i-k-a…. oh heck, let me drag him over to Lake street and I’ll call you back.”
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