You had us at "Special Comment."Seriously, you are the only news person we trust. Well, okay you, Bob Simon, the two reporters who were with Knight Ridder who knew the pre-war journalism was all wrong, and Bill Moyers.
Okay, okay, we dig those gals over at CNN International as well. Oh yeah, and some of the BBC World News correspondents too.
But you Keith, you are the only one we love, in a platonic way of course. Not that we have a little man crush on you or anything. It's not like you didn't used to anchor one of our favorite shows, ESPN Sports Center, with Dan "Is my hair perfect" Patrick and you never hesitate to stick a finger in the man's eye when needed or you don't bite the hand that feeds you if they piss you off. Nah, we'd never have a man crush on a guy like that.
Blush.
We're just saying that we've got a banana chip with your name on it pal. Come see us sometime and we'll have some laughs. Wink, wink.
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