Why do you still believe that Trump won the election?

My name is John Iwaniszak and I believe it because I'm a fan of Tucker Carlson. He has a tiny pee pee like me.

Gerrie Steele here, Trump was sent by God and I love to pretend I'm Christian.

Bess Greene is my name and being a media dupe is my game.

My name is John Collier and I want to go to Brokeback Mountain with my illiterate  BFF Matt. 

I'm gifted. Just like Trump's kids. That's what my parents say. But I'm not allowed to talk to strangers who believe in evolution, like Susan Adams.

I'm John Iwaniszak senior and I live to prove that I am the alpha male, just like Trump is.

 

Amanda Berg is an idiot who doesn't understand satire or parody

That is all. 

Eat up with stupid

It's been unseasonably warm all winter long here in east Tennessee. Lately it's been in the sunny and in the 70's and it was 66F yesterday. While out running errands yesterday afternoon I saw a guy wearing a tank top, he was driving a car that had two bumper stickers on it. Right next to his 'Newt 2012' bumper sticker was another one that read 'Global Warming is a Hoax.'

You can't fix stupid. You can only hope that it doesn't reproduce.

Eat up with stupid

The Capitulater in Chief has put cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid on the table in an effort to get the Republicans to like him. Let's count the ways this is possibly the stupidest thing Obummer has done since taking office:

• Republicans have always hated Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. They've wanted to get rid of them for years but they could not because they are some of the most beloved programs a Democratic party president ever signed into law. Allowing any cuts to them would be tantamount to surrender.
• Social Security isn't part of the deficit, it's paid for by taxes on payroll. If it's not driving the deficit, like the wars of terror on Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya are, then it should not be part of a deficit solution.
• Cutting these programs will cost the Idiot in Chief votes. In fact, it may cost him his base.
  
• If you want to piss off the biggest voting bloc in this country then be sure to cut the Medicare that so many senior citizens depend on, and even though I'm not a senior citizen I depend on it too since I am on SSDI.

So yeah, go right ahead a put all that on the table, toss all the New Deal and Great Society gains we made on the bonfire of bipartisanship as well Obama, see where it fucking gets you. You fucking class traitor.

On the other side of the aisle, Orin Hatch of Utah has said that the poor and working poor of this country need to step up and contribute more to solving the deficit that he helped create under Bush Jr. Yeah, you heard that right. The man who helped create this deficit wants the people with the least money to pay to fix it. And yes, he voted to keep the Bush/Obama tax cuts for the wealthiest people.

So in case you're not following along, rich people get a tax cut and poor people get to pay more in taxes to make up for the money the rich aren't paying in thanks to people like Orin Hatch. And on top of that he want to ban porn. He wants to fuck us out of our money and he wants us to not be able to get any release after he does so. Fucking idiot.

Obama and Hatch both are eat up with stupid.

Spotted on a bench outside of Big Lots

Evidence of Juggalos.

I'm proud to be an untrue American

While out of the house yesterday I popped over to my local post office to mail some postcards and as I pulled into the parking lot I spied this:

I slammed on my brakes, picked up my camera, and took this shot.
I usually park on the other side of the lot where this asshole, who it turns out was a fat guy in his mid to late 70's, was parked but I wanted him to see my Obama '08 bumper sticker so I parked across from him. When I got out I saw the owner of the van was sitting in his racist mobile so I caught his eye, pointed to my sticker, and I said, "O-bam-uh, O-bam-uh!" When he saw what I was pointing to he nearly choked on the greasy looking hamburger he was shoving down his porcine throat. I walked by him on my way in to the post office and he croaked, "Hey, you. Hey! Hey you, come here right now."

I declined and I invited him to go conjugate the verb "to fuck" with himself. I could tell he was apoplectic over the fact that someone had political convictions that differed from his. The greasy old goat then started to back out, but then he backed into a parking space next to mine. I went in and had to wait about 5 minutes before I got my postcard stamps but finally I was ready to go back out and see if the guy wanted to tell me anything. I turned on my camera and I pushed the movie record button but when I got outside he had gotten tired of waiting and he had left.

If I see him out and about again I'll be nicer to him. Heck, I might even offer to have my Imam say a prayer to Allah for him while me and my husband have gay sex on a flaming American flag.