Jokes you can tell to little kids

Here's another one for the under 10 years of age set:

Boo ya.

Jokes you can tell to little kids

With the big holidays on the way some of you may be spending time with small children whom you normally wouldn't associate with or hang out around. In an effort to keep you from feeling stumped for things to say to the little tykes, I'm bringing back my highly successful and much beloved series of jokes you can tell to little kids. Here's the first one:

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip Santa Claus and his elves on your way out after the show. And try the Tofurky, I swear it's delicious.

Holiday jokes you can tell little kids

Give it up for Lit Christmas Tree Sweater Guy, he's got a holiday joke you can tell little kids:

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
"This one will sleigh you!"

Thanks everybody. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress and Santa Claus too!

Jokes you can tell little kids

Put your hands together for this drunk sock monkey, it's got a joke you can tell little kids.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Thanks everyone. That was fun. Now, someone buy me a drink or I'll start flinging poo.