The forbidden dance of the Cult of Santa

They dance to appease the spirit of Yule Brynner.

Jokes you can tell to little kids

With the big holidays on the way some of you may be spending time with small children whom you normally wouldn't associate with or hang out around. In an effort to keep you from feeling stumped for things to say to the little tykes, I'm bringing back my highly successful and much beloved series of jokes you can tell to little kids. Here's the first one:

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip Santa Claus and his elves on your way out after the show. And try the Tofurky, I swear it's delicious.