That's what you get for not punishing Pinochet

The god of the Christians took his anger out on Chile again. He zapped them with another earthquake, this one less than a year after the last one he hit them with.

Makes you wonder why he hates Chile so much when after all it's Venezuela that's the socialist dictatorship and we all know the god of the Christians is a hard right wing capitalist homophobe.

Massive earthquake hits China

The heartland of China was struck with an earthquake yesterday but you didn't hear about it because the corporate media in this country hates covering anything that's not teabagger related. However word did reach the usual suspects and they reacted pretty much how you'd expect them to:
America's top Christian, Pat Robertson, blamed gay liberals for the earthquake.

The Pope blamed the gay Jews in the media for the earthquake.

These two Israelis blamed gay Palestinians for the earthquake. They then personally bulldozed over two dozen Palestinian homes in an effort to exact revenge.

Two out of three dead war criminals blamed the Dali Lama and his gay Tibetan followers for the earthquake. Kissinger however blamed the same Chilean leftists who caused the earthquake in their home country a few weeks ago.

And Fox News and teabaggers everywhere blamed President Obama for the earthquake, sun spots, and the rash of rabid dogs that are currently infesting major American cities.

Tired of letting Pat Robertson have all the fun of placing blame for natural disasters...

...other religious leaders have decided to speak out on the earthquake in Chile.

The pope sez: "Those priests and parishioners who still cling to 'liberation theology' are to blame for this disaster."

The Dalai Lama sez: "Pull my finger Santiago! Hee, hee, just kidding. Actually, all suffering from this earthquake is an illusion. And so is the earthquake."

The late Billy Graham sez: "Hey! I'm not dead yet god damn it!"

The Great Spirit sez: "Earthquakes are natural disasters that are caused the shifting of the tectonic plates that the continents and everything else on the surface of the earth rests upon, they aren't punishment for a damn thing you small minded morons."

Moron Jesus sez: "If only those Chileans had accepted me and Mormonism, then this would not have happened. It's all written down on some golden plates somewhere, they're the ones I didn't let Joseph Smith see."

Scientology Jesus sez: "This is what you people get for rejecting me, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and our sci fi religion. If oyu think this earthquake and Pinochet were bad, wait til you see what I do to you apostates next. Hail Xenu! Hail me!"