Strap on the ol' feedbag...

...because we're having protein overload for lunch!

Today in culinary horror

Nothing says, "I hate you for watching so much football," more than some orzo, red pepper chunks, and turkey bits slapped together.

Yes, that's a sour cream and menstrual discharge loaf topped with a blade of grass. Doesn't every pre-menopausal woman make this for her family from time to time?

Tuna and green beans together again, at last.

Lawn clippings, check. Cream cheese, check. Mystery meat, check. All that stuff mixed together in a ring mold? Checkmate!

Who's up for a hearty breakfast?

I also made you your mid morning snack:

The twelve dishes of Christmas

Oh mid '60's cookbooks, your food could not look more unappetizing.

Burger magic!

Round burgers are sooooooo 1971.

(This illustration came from a 1972 edition of the Family Circle Illustrated Library of Cooking.)

Watching your weight? If so, then you may want to make this:

Because nothing will make you lose weight faster than not eating lime Jell-o that's been filled with lettuce and green onions and then topped with tuna salad.