Next stop Murderland

Clowns are always creepy.

Clown time is over

Or, has it just begun?

If there's one thing I hate...

...it's jugglers.

And if there's two things I hate, it's jugglers and...
...Renaissance fair jugglers. Those bastards are almost worse than clowns.

Damn clowns.

The only thing worse than a drunk clown is...

...a drunk clown pushing another drunker clown around in a baby carriage. Damn clowns. I blame Jay Leno for their resurgence.

Creepy ceramic clown of the week

And then the clown said,

It's no prank, Abel Raises Cain voted best Socially Conscious film!

That's right boys and girls, the wonderfully funny documentary Abel Raises Cain was voted best film in my Socially Conscious film series at this year's Southern Appalachian International Film Festival! Congrats go out to the filmmakers Jenny Abel and Jeff Hockett and to the subjects of the film, Alan Abel and his wife. I'll be screening this film at the Acoustic Coffee House on Saturday night at 10 PM eastern. If you are in the Johnson City area drop on in and see this warm and winning film for free. It will leave you laughing, thinking, and wondering how much of the news you see on TV is actually real.

If you're in town and you don't come by, I'll send a clown over to your house.

And trust me, you do not want this clown to come by your place. The dude smells like a truck stop urinal, hits on anything with a pulse, and he farts anthrax spores. But you know, the choice is up to you. See a great film about a real American hero or have a clown who smells like piss come by your place and hit on your significant other and then kill you with his anal emissions.