Random thoughts on last night's Oscars:
- You just know Lou Dobbs was hatin' on the whole thing what with Penelope Cruz winning and all those awards going to a film that featured so many brown skinned people.
- I'm not sure who wore the dress I hated more. Was it Reese Witherspoon, Queen Latifah, Miley Ray Cyrus, or Jessica Biels?
I can tell you that I laughed out loud when I saw what Jessica Biels had on. Seriously, it looked like the top of her dress vomited up that sash thingy.
- I'm glad Milk won some Oscars.
- Worst monatge of the dead ever. Shitty camera angles and the swooping back and forth between Queen Latifah and the pictures of the deceased really sucked ass. It was disrespectful to all involved.
- The right wingers hate it but Sean Penn is best actor of my generation. He'll probably win another Oscar before it's all said and done.
- When will Meryl Streep ever age? She's looked fantastic since 1979.
- I'm happy Kate Winslett won. She's deserved an Oscar for many years now. She's a damn fine actor.
- Danny Boyle looks like he just got out of hospital after having had a lobotomy.
- John Legend is a stand up guy for filling in for Peter Gabriel in the 'Best Song' medley. Gabriel backed out in a snit when he found out he was only going to sing part of his nominated song. I'm glad the song from Slumdog won.
- Thank gawd that the President of the MPAA didn't make his usual snooze fest speech.
- I had huge reservations about Hugh Jackman hosting but it turns out he did a damn fine job.
- How long is Beyonce going to ride At Last?
- Does Sophia Loren wear the same dress to the Oscars every year now?
- I'm officially over Jack Black. Dude, would it fucking kill you to shave for the fucking Oscars? And what was up with your wife's dress? I took one look at what she was wearing and I thought, "Somewhere there is a VW bug with out it's seat covers."
- Hey Phillip Seymour Hoffman, do you have ring worm? Is that why you wore that stupid skull cap during the show? If it's just hat wearing your into next year wear a trucker cap and then the next year you should wear a toboggan with a poof ball on it. Or hey, I know, wear your wife like a hat! Yeah, I'd pay money to see that man.
- Ben Stiller, please stop making shitty remakes and do more comedy like you did in last night's show.
- I'm shocked the show was over before 2:30 AM eastern time. Way to go Oscar people.
- Yes Robin Roberts, hosting the Oscar pre show is your reward for beating breast cancer.
- Was I the only person who didn't know that Benny Hill is Kate Winslet's dad?
- What the hell was Miley Ray Cyrus doing at the Oscars anyway?
- It's official, Bill Maher is the biggest douche bag that ever walked the earth. Before telling us who the Ocsar for best documentary he had the gall to plug his own film which didn't get nominated. Yo, Bill, way to ensure you never ever get nominated. Stay douchey Billy boy.
- Seriously, how great did Meryl Streep look? She was waaaaaay hotter than her stick figure daughter. Yo, Meryl, grr baby, grrr.
- Tilda Swinton still scares the beejeebus out of me.
- I'm looking forward to seeing most all of the nominated films when they hit DVD.
