Soon and very soon

Now that health care reform has passed the House, it's on to the Senate where Harry "Milquetoast" Reed says he's got the votes to pass it. Once it passes in the Senate it's on to President Obama's desk for a signature then it becomes law. As soon as it becomes law I'm going to start aborting babies
and killing your grandma.
To be honest with you, I really don't want to do those things but the law says I have to. It's out of my hands. The least you could do is tell your granny I'm coming after her so she can have a head start on me, it'll make it more fun for all of us.

Thanks for finally doing something right for a change Nancy Pelosi!